Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Chuck Norris



Some out there might have heard of Chuck Norris facts. They have been around for a few years now and are just funny statements about Chuck Norris written by fans. For instance, one of my personal favorites is, "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down." If you want to check out more you can go here. Well, Chuck Norris has become well aware of these facts and thinks they are funny and has gone on some talk shows with some of his own. Well here is the penultimate Chuck Norris facts column. It is written by Chuck Norris in one of his columns for World Net Daily and it is about what would happen if he became president. Check it out here.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Funny Story....

This here is a very funny story. I read this and started thinking to myself "How emberassing is it to be knocked unconscious by a silly fish!" What a lightweight! Then I looked up what a sturgeon was. How would you like to be hit in the face with one of these???

Friday, June 8, 2007

To Any Out There Who Still Might Be Checking This Blog...

So...I haven't posted in a while, for a month and a half now, and here is why. The following is my confessional to anyone out there who still might be listening: I constantly have all these thoughts and questions (not doubts, just questions!) about God and the meaning of life, the universe and everything. When I hear myself ask some of these questions, I feel like I am being heretical and so I usually do not ask. I know that this is common and that it happens to a lot of Christians when they reach adulthood and try to make their religion their own instead of that of their parents. At this point in peoples lives as they progress out of the immaturity of "youth group mentality" and through the early twenties where they think they know everything into their mid-twenties and thinking that nobody knows anything it gets pretty tough. It feels like the same growing pains that you felt when you were a kid, except now the brain is what is hurting instead of the body. I look forward to my thirties after this "questioning" period is over and I can settle on some answers (I hope!) But since this is my place where I am expressing all of these questions, even if I do feel like a heretic or a doubter, I am going to try to work through these things. If I am asking some pretty easy questions, please let me know. Tell me that I'm a dork and the answer is right here looking me in the face. And I will pledge to go to the Bible more and seek my answers from the source of all knowledge.