Presidential Speeches

Politician's speeches are notoriously long-winded without saying anything of substance. President Obama, while more articulate than President Bush, is no exception. The president who was most notorious for long-winded speeches, however, was President Warren G. Harding. William McAdoo called Harding's speeches "an army of pompous phrases moving across the landscape in search of an idea." H.L. Mencken said about president Warren G. Harding's 1921 inaugural address:

"I rise to pay my small tribute to Dr. Harding. Setting aside a college professor or two and a half dozen dipsomaniacal newspaper reporters, he takes the first place in my Valhalla of literati. That is to say, he writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up to the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

This can also be said of other writing. So the next time you hear politicians' speeches and realize that after an hour of speaking, you cant remember a single thing that they said, remember that they are just fulfilling a centuries old American tradition.